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- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

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You totally stole my  u m b r e l l a

when guys wear that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good 

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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@RobThomas: “Veronica, Logan, Keith were the backbone of the show.” 

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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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"Well, the question is, how can you know anything about an extinct ecosystem? And therefore, how could you ever assume that you can control it? I mean, you have plants in this building that are poisonous, you picked them because they look good, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they’re in, and they’ll defend themselves, violently if necessary." Jurassic Park (1993)

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les-bro:

Congratulations to the sweetest couple out there!!!

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